Sunday, September 4, 2011

To jinx or not to jinx, that is the question.

If I was gifted with the super power to secretly jinx/hurt random people who do annoying things, my first targets would be-

1.People who pee on roads.
2.People who play blaring, irritating music in public.
3.People who eat like pigs but never ever put on weight.
4.People who think cheating, smoking, stealing etc. is COOL!
5.People who just can’t stop honking even when the damn signal is red.
6.People who handle their contact lenses like they don’t mind becoming blind.
7.People who think being rude is simply being frank.
8.People who think that getting out of India is the only solution to EVERYTHING.
9.People who think all south Indians are dark and ugly.
10.People who can never truly appreciate what they have.

2 comments:

Sahil K said...

Agree on all. Point 3 and I'm jinxed for life :P

KIyer said...

on point four,
it is COOL!!!
but then, i'm not. ah, well.

and point 8,
you just got a very close friend. although i think life already jinxed him over once.